toxicrini asked: I didn't know you had tumblr, Man-jizz! Sneaky sneaky.
shhh dont tell
I Didn’t Like You Then
so what makes you think im going to like you 7 years later?
1. Your exes reflect upon you, so the fact that you still hang out with her and that NO ONE can fucking stand her when they are forced to be around her are a -10
2. YOURE FUCKING BORING -10
3. You act like a child when someone doesnt like one of your unoriginal jokes -10
4. You are the most judgmental person i have ever met -10
5. You hooked up with one of my friends but expected me not to find out -10
6. You are unoriginal -10
7. You crave acceptance like a girl with daddy issues -10
8. You cannot spell for shit -10
9. You say you are a germaphobe but do some pretty disgusting things -10
10. You changed your image to the type of guys i said i preferred… thats just weird and shows how pathetic you are. Life isnt like the movies. I wasnt gonna magically see you in a new light and want to date you…. -10
So if my calculations are correct, you amount to nothing, zero, nada, etc.
Bro…
i miss the girl you used to be before you got with him. Bad ass, fun, adventurous, CRAZY, and just all around awesome. now youre sad and just depressed all the time. i miss my best friend :(
TAKE A FUCKING HINT!!!
If i dont answer your first 5 ims, what makes you think asking me what im up to is gonna work?????? YOU ARE MARRIED AND HAVE A BABY, FUCKING DOUCHE!!!
It Makes Me Laugh To Think That…
1. Your best friend calls you fat behind your back and tells others that people with your body type shouldn’t wear skinny jeans.
2.She’s your only friend.
3.Brags about how pretty she is, especially in comparison to you, and how as long as you are friends no guy will ever want to be with you.
4.Calls you a boring bitch.
5.As soon as she gets a boyfriend she ditches you, just like today.
but most of all, how completely oblivious you will be to all of this until it’s too late. Can’t wait :)
next time you wanna talk shit on homosexuality…..remember that
most homophobes “demonstrate significant sexual arousal to homosexual erotic stimuli”, suggesting that homophobia is a form of “latent homosexuality where persons are either unaware of or deny their homosexual urges.these findings support the theories that homophobia (fear and hatred of gayness and support for antigay discrimination) is often indicative of repressed, self-loathing homosexual feelings; and that many homophobes subconsciously use anti-gay attitudes as a smokescreen to disguise their own homosexuality.
If a Boy….
….tells you he’ll be right back ‘cause he has to take a poo….he’s just not that into you.
Is It Wrong…
…to not care about doing something bad, knowing you are hurting others in the process…..but you seriously just don’t give a fuck anymore?
